Monday, December 15

BLACK BERRY

Santa: Oye Tu Larki Dheakh Aayaa? Kaisi Hai?

Banta: Rang Say Kaali Hai AOr Kaan Se Kaam Sunti Hai


Santa: Zaraa Englixxh Me Baataa

Banta: ‘BLACK-BERRY’ Hai.

Pappu Bola


Masoom Dhamki:

1 Chor Chori Kaar Kay Ghaaar Se Jaa Raha Thaa K Pappu Ki Aaankhh Khuul Gai


Pappu Bola:
Mera School Baag Bhi Lay Jaa Kami-Ne Warnaa Shor Maacha Duonga.

Is Say Shaadi Kerogi

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Kaab Taak Jaawani Chupaao Gi Raani?

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Kanwaro Koh Kitnaa
Sataao Gi Rani?

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Kabhi Toh Kise Ki
Dulaaniyaa Banuggi

Is Say Shaadi Kerogi?
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Joh Galtion Pe Galtion


Joh 1 Galti Kary Woh
Anjaan.

Joh 2 Glti Kary Woh
Nadan.

Joh 3 Galti Kry Woh
Shetan.

Joh Galtion Pe Galtion
Kaary Woh
Sardar.

Zaraa Gaur Farmayaein


Arz Kiya Hai

Highway Pay Hua Puncture Eik Tire

Zaraa Gaur Farmayaein

Highway Pe Hua Puncture Ek Tyre

Ni Woofer Tu Meri
Main Tera Amplifier.

Hai Koi Lardki


Dena Hai Dil Daan Mein

Wah Wah

Dena Hai Dil Daan Mein

Wah Wah

Hai Koi Larkeei
Aapke Dhayan Main?
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Girlfriend Nahe Banatay

Dil Ke Armaano Koh Ham Nhi Batate

Khwabo K Phool Ham Nhi Sajate

Hmari 1 PasNd Se Kahin Tutt Nah Jaye Hazaroun


Dil

Tabi To Hm Koi GirlFriend Nahe Banatay.

Musibaat Tal Gayi


Aasman Fata Or Dharti Hil Gayi

Aapne Socha Hmse Mukti Mil Gayi

aRe Ham Zara Saa Busy Keya Huye

Aapne Socha Acha Hai Musibaat Tal Gayi

Arz Keya Hai

Ek Shayar Garibi Say Tang Aakar Daaku Ban Gaya

Daketi Karne Bank Gaya

Or

Kaha

Arz Keya Hai

“Taqdeer Me Jo Hai Wahi Milega


HaNds Up

Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilegaah

Phir Cashier Se Kaha

Kuch Khawab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do

Joh Kuch Bhi Haai Jaldi say Ix Bag Main Dal Doh.

Harpic Use Karne Ka


Close Up Say Daant Saaf Karne Ka

Pepsodent Se Mazboot Karne Kah

Colgate SayFresh Karne Kah

Ager Phir Bhi White Nahi Huey Toh

“Harpic Use Karne Ka”

Line Ladkiya Marti Hai


Khushbu Phool Dete Hai
Naam Chaman Kah Huta Hai
Line Ladkiya Marti Hai
Naam Ladkoh Kah Kharab Huta Hai

Mah-E-L0ad SHedding


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Pakistan Mai ”Mah-E-L0ad SHedding” Kah ChaNd Nazar Agya Hay
Tamam L0ag Kurbani Kay Liye Tayaar Hojayn
(Pesco).