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Monday, December 15
BLACK BERRY
Santa:
Oye Tu Larki Dheakh Aayaa? Kaisi Hai?
Banta:
Rang Say Kaali Hai AOr Kaan Se Kaam Sunti Hai
Santa:
Zaraa Englixxh Me Baataa
Banta:
‘BLACK-BERRY’ Hai.
Pappu Bola
Masoom Dhamki:
1 Chor Chori Kaar Kay Ghaaar Se Jaa Raha Thaa K Pappu Ki Aaankhh Khuul Gai
Pappu Bola:
Mera School Baag Bhi Lay Jaa Kami-Ne Warnaa Shor Maacha Duonga.
Is Say Shaadi Kerogi
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Kaab Taak Jaawani Chupaao Gi Raani?
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Kanwaro Koh Kitnaa
Sataao Gi Rani?
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Kabhi Toh Kise Ki
Dulaaniyaa Banuggi
Is Say Shaadi Kerogi?
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Joh Galtion Pe Galtion
Joh 1 Galti Kary Woh
Anjaan.
Joh 2 Glti Kary Woh
Nadan.
Joh 3 Galti Kry Woh
Shetan.
Joh Galtion Pe Galtion
Kaary Woh
Sardar.
Zaraa Gaur Farmayaein
Arz Kiya Hai
Highway Pay Hua Puncture Eik Tire
Zaraa Gaur Farmayaein
Highway Pe Hua Puncture Ek Tyre
Ni Woofer Tu Meri
Main Tera Amplifier.
Hai Koi Lardki
Dena Hai Dil Daan Mein
Wah Wah
Dena Hai Dil Daan Mein
Wah Wah
Hai Koi Larkeei
Aapke Dhayan Main?
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Girlfriend Nahe Banatay
Dil Ke Armaano Koh Ham Nhi Batate
Khwabo K Phool Ham Nhi Sajate
Hmari 1 PasNd Se Kahin Tutt Nah Jaye Hazaroun
Dil
Tabi To Hm Koi GirlFriend Nahe Banatay.
Musibaat Tal Gayi
Aasman Fata Or Dharti Hil Gayi
Aapne Socha Hmse Mukti Mil Gayi
aRe Ham Zara Saa Busy Keya Huye
Aapne Socha Acha Hai Musibaat Tal Gayi
Arz Keya Hai
Ek Shayar Garibi Say Tang Aakar
Daaku
Ban
Gaya
Daketi Karne Bank Gaya
Or
Kaha
Arz Keya Hai
“Taqdeer Me Jo Hai Wahi Milega
HaNds Up
Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilegaah
Phir Cashier Se Kaha
Kuch Khawab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do
Joh Kuch Bhi Haai Jaldi say Ix Bag Main Dal Doh.
Harpic Use Karne Ka
Close Up Say Daant Saaf Karne Ka
Pepsodent Se Mazboot Karne Kah
Colgate SayFresh Karne Kah
Ager Phir Bhi White Nahi Huey Toh
“Harpic Use Karne Ka”
Line Ladkiya Marti Hai
Khushbu Phool Dete Hai
Naam Chaman Kah Huta Hai
Line Ladkiya Marti Hai
Naam Ladkoh Kah Kharab Huta Hai
Mah-E-L0ad SHedding
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Pakistan Mai ”Mah-E-L0ad SHedding” Kah ChaNd Nazar Agya Hay
Tamam L0ag Kurbani Kay Liye Tayaar Hojayn
(Pesco).
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