Pappu VS Teacher

Pappu VS Teacher

Pappu V/S Teacher

Teacher :- Insaan Wo Hey Jo dusron 

K Kaam Aaye.

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Pappu :- Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap 

Khud Insan Banti Hain,

OR

Na dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain..

Cosmetic Ki Dukan Mein

Cosmetic Ki Dukan Mein

Ek Ladki Cosmetic Ki Dukan Par Gayi

Aur Dukandaar Se Boli.

Ladki: Bhaiya, Koi Achha Sa Shampoo 

Dena

Dukandaar Use Ek Shampoo Ki Bottle 

Deta Hai.

Ladki: Bhaiya, Is Ke Saath Jo Free Gift 

Hai Woh To Do

Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola: Par Aisa Koi 

Gift Nahi Hai.

Ladki: Magar Bottle Pe To Likha Hai 

Dandruff Free

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larki rockkk dukandar shockkk

Aqal Kaha Chali Gaye

Aqal Kaha Chali Gaye

Agar ap ghar mai behan bhaiyon

mai sab se bare hain to

ap ne ye lazmi suna hoga

Wo to chota hai lekin tumhari

Aqal kaha chali gai the.

Cat VS Elephant

Cat VS Elephant

CAT: tumhari kya umer hy

ELEPHANT: 5 year

CAT: mager tm to bohut bare ho

ELEPHANT: Nido jo peeta hun.

Behtrin nashonuma ki 10 khoobiyon 

wala.

or tumhari kya umer hai?

CAT: I am 30 years.

ELEPHANT: mager tum tu bohut choti 

nazar aati ho.

CAT: Ponds(cream) lagati hun.

Barrhti umar jese tham c gayi hy..

Ek Couple Date Pe Tha

Ek Couple Date Pe Tha

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho …?

Beta:= exam dene aaya hu !

Dad:= par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar 

dunga =P

Yaar Mere Liye Kisi

Yaar Mere Liye Kisi

Pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki 

ka rishta bta

Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki

Pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas 

parhi likhi honi chahie

Agar Manzil Ko Pana Hai

Agar Manzil Ko Pana Hai

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath 

rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath 

rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana ho to

BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA

Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf

Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf

Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He

K Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He

Or

Is Dil Me SIRF

Aap Ki

BHABI g Rehti hai

har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.

Jahan Bhi Msg Krunga

Jahan Bhi Msg Krunga

Veer

jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

Wanted

ek baar jo mene sms KRNA shuru kr diya to uske baad to mai apne balance ki bhi nhi sochta..

Dabbang

hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre.

Ready

duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge: i,me, and myself..

Body Guard

mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA…

Tuadi Phophi Ka Munda

Tuadi Phophi Ka Munda

Teacher shagird say:

Agar tumhara samana jangal maen

sher sy ho jaye tu kia kro gy.

Shagrid sir: maen drakhat per charr 

jaon ga.

Teacher: agar sher dhrakhat per bhi 

char gya tu

Shagrid: sir maen darya maen kud 

jaon ga.

Teacher: agar sher darya maen uttar 

aya tu

Shagrid: gussey say sir sher ki badi 

hamayat

kr rahe ho, sher jenway tuadi phophi 

da munda ayy.

Beghariat Sa Murgha

Beghariat Sa Murgha

Molvi Mehman Se: aap ke liye kadu sharif 

pakaun?

Mehman: gunahgar insan hon kadu sharif ke 

qabil nhi hon,

aap koi begairat sa murga hi pakaa lein.

Mangetar Ke Sath

Mangetar Ke Sath

Mein Mangetar Ke Sath Road Pe Ja 

Raha Tha

Dost Us Ke Samne Akar Bola Kal Wali 

Zyada Achi Thi.

2 Chezen Speed Se

2 Chezen Speed Se

2 Chezen Bari Speed se Hath se Nikal 

Jati Hain,

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Time or Aam Ki Ghutli.

Larkian Tu Marti Hongi

Larkian Tu Marti Hongi

Dost: Nhi yaar papoo bachy ho tum 

larkian tu marti hongi

Me: Pata nahi kahan ja marti hain☺

Her Chez Ka Problem

Her Chez Ka Problem

Hum Logo Ke Pass Har Cheez Ka 

Problem Hai

Bus Problem Dusro Ke Hone Chaye☺

Mujh Tumhare Sath

..Mujh Tumhare Saath..

Girl: Aj Ammi ne mujhe tumhare sath

bike per jaty dekh liya

Boy: Shit yar phir kya hua?

Girl: Rikshay ke paisay wapis

le liye humari bohat he sakht family hai☺

Shadi Se Dar

Shadi Se Dar

Beta: Mujhe shadi nai kerne hai

mujh sab aurto se dar lagta hai

Baap: Ker le beta pir aik he aurat

se lage ga dar, baki sab ache lage ge☺☺

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