25 Rupay ka Sadqa

25 Rupay ka Sadqa

Pathan: ne 25rupay liye,

Bv k sir per war k sadqa utara,

Or

Us mein 75rupay daal k 100 wala card 

load karwa liya.

Bivi: Ye kia kiya?

Pathan: Balance 75rupay meray pas 

agya,

Or

Sadqa 25 rupay Govt ko chala gaya.

Khala Ko Bholo

Khala Ko Bholo

Larki: mere Ami ko tum bht pasand 

aye ho.

Pathan: sharmate hoe:

Kuch be ho, per hum shadi tum se he 

kere ga.

Khala ko bholo hume bhol jaye.

Tambako Se Door Rehna

Tambako Se Door Rehna

1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka 

pi raha tha

Dost ne pocha Etny lambay pipe se 

kion pi rahay ho?

Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se 

door renhy ka kaha hai

Pathan to Doctor

Pathan to Doctor

Pathan: Awaaz sunayi daiti hai laikin

admi

dikhayi nahn daita

Doctor: Aisa kb hota hai

Pathan: Phone krty waqt

Naswar Ke Kofte

Naswar Ke Kofte

Pathan Ke Biwi: aj hum ne special

khana bunya hai

Jis ko kha ke ap khushi se pagal ho 

jaye ge.

Pathan: Begum aisa kiy pakya hai?

Begum: Naswar ke kofte

Sardar Vs Teacher

Sardar Vs Teacher

Sardar: Exam Main Betha Copy Py 


Apna Panja Bana Rha Tha

Teacher: Paper Main Hath Ki Diagram Ka 

Koi Question Nahi

Sardar: Main Paper Banany Waly Pe Lanat 

Bhej Rha Hun..

Pathan

Gas Ka Bill 50,000

1 Pathan K Ghar Gas Ka Bill 50,000 Aya

Wo Sui Gas Ofice Gya Or Oficer Se Bola:

Tum Log Muje Ye Batao Begherto ?

Kya Dozkh Ka Pipe Mere Ghar Se Ja Rha Hai:

Pathan

Well Done

4 Pathan Train K Piche Bhag Rahe Thay,

2 Charh Gaey

To Train Men Logon Ne Kaha

WELDONE

Pathan: Khaak Well Done?

Jana To Unhen Tha Hum To Chorne Aaey 

Thay.

Pathan Vs Sardar

Pathan Vs Sardar

SARDAR:

Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye 

Aur Laathi Bhi Na Toot’tay ?

.

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.

.

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PATHAN:

Jootay Se Maar Do:)

Football

Football

Sardar: Itnay saray log football ko laat kion 

mar rahay hain?

.

Admi: Goal karny ke lie

.

Sardar: Gol hi tu hai, owr kitna gol 

karengay?

Pagal Sardar

Pagal Sardar

Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai

Lady: I don't remember it name now but its 

starts with "T"

.

Sardar: O that's good.. hamari gari tu Petrol 

se start hoti hai

Funny Jokes In Urdu

Sardar

Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai tu kia kartay ho??

Sardar: AC ke qareeb baith jata hon

Admi: Phir bhi garmi lagy tu kia karty ho?

Sardar: Phir AC ko ON kar laita hon

Funny Jokes In Urdu

Funny Jokes In Urdu