BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA

Pathan: Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban 

Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di: 

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!" 

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai? 

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein 

Likha Hai. 

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi? 

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

Quaid-E-Azam

1 Pathan: Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E 

Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya 

Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou Dukandar Ne Kaha: 

Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay. 

Pathan Bola: 

Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer 

Hay

Naam Batao

Ustaad Pathan Se: Pakistan K Kitny Soobay 

Hay? 

Pathan: (4) 

Ustaad: Sahabash Un K Naam Batao

Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob.

Mobile Dead

Ek Pathan: Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna 

Rha Tha. 

Aadmi: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?

Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile 

DEAD Ho Gya Hai

Sawaab Milega

Pathan: K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. Pathan Bola: ''O 

Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab 

Milega. 

Mehman: Wo Kese? 

Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya 

Hai.

Zoo Le Jao

Pathan: Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police 

Station Le Gaya. 

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao 

Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K 

Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha 

Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye? 

Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa 

Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja 

Rahay HaiN

Inteligent Pathan

Aik Pathan: Rozana Cycle pe Rait 

Ki Bori rakh K Border se guzrta tha,

Police: Uski Checking Krti To Bori Me Se 

Rait 

K

Siwa kuch na nikalta,

Ek Din Police Wale Ne Pathan Se Pucha K 

Tum

Smuggling Kis Cheez Ki Krte Ho!

Pathan Bola: CYCLE ki , O Teri Khair, Ena 

Inteligent Pathan

Saniya Mirzaa Kah Bacha

Teacher: Dhobi Ka Kutta Nah Ghaar Ka Nah Ghaat Kaah.

Ab Aisa 1 Aur Sentence Banaao.

Student: Saniya Mirzaa Kah Bacchaa

Na India Ka Na Pakistan Kah..

Esa Kon Saa Kaam Hai

Teacher: Esa Kon Saa Kaam Hai

Jo 5 Ladke Ek Sath Kar Sakte Hai Par

5 Ladkiya Kabbhi Nahi Kar Sakti?

Pappu: Sir Ji Voh Kaam Hai

Eik Hi Balti Mein Mutraa Visaarjan....

Tum Bade Ho Yah Tumhare Papa

Teacher Pappu Say: “Tm Bade Hou Yah TmhRe Papa?”

Pappu: “Main Bada Huun”

Teacher: “Woh Kexae?”

Pappu: “Dekhiye Maam

Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Choor

Diya Hai Lekin Papa Abhi Taak Peetay Hain”

Padho Samjho Or Amal Bhi Karo.

3 Cheezain Zindagi Me

Aik Bar Milti Hai

1.Waalden

2.Huxn

3.Jawani

3 Cheezain

Soch Smjh Kr Uthao

1.Qadam

2.Qasam

3.Qalam

3 Chizain Sch Ker Karo

1.Mohabbat

2.Bat

3.Faixla

3 Chizin Kisi Ka Intezar Nahin Kartien

1.Maut

2.Waqt

3.Umar

3 Chizein Choti Na Samjho

1.Qarz

2.Farz

3.Marz

Padho Samjho Or Amal Bhi Karo.

Pakistan Ka Jhnda

Principal Pappu Se:

Pakistan Ka Jhnda Sbse Pehle Kahaa

Lagaya Gaya?

Pappu: Kaafi Sochny Kay Baad):

DaNday Par

Pappu Itna V Bvwekuuf Nhi Hai.

Result Ka Din

1 College Me Result Ka Din Tha,

1 Dost Doosry Se : "Yaar! Mery Abbu Mery Saath Khary Hen,

Tu Ja Or Jaldi Se Mera Result Dekh Ker Aa.

Agar Me Ek Paper Me Fail Huwa To Kehna K 

Ek Musalman Bhai Tum Ko Salam Keh Raha Hai,

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Aur Agar 2 Me Fail Huwa To Kehna K

2 Musalman Bhai Salam Keh Rahy Hain.."

Ja Jaldi Ja.

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Dost Gaya Or Wapas Aa Ker Bola :

"Yaar! Poori Ummat e Muslima 

Tumhen Salam Keh Rahi Hai".....:-)

A.B.C

Teacher: A.B.C Sunao.

Pathan: A.B.C

Teacher: Aur Sunao?

Pathan: Aur Allah Ka Shuker Hai, Aap Sunao..:-)

Challenge Kis Ko Kehty Hen

Ek Exam Me Question Tha K 

"Challenge Kis Ko Kehty Hen?"

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Sardar Ny Poora Paper Khali Chhor Kr, Last

Page Per Likha :

"Apny Baap Ki Aulad Hai To Pass Ker K Dikha...:-p"

Shoher Kahan Hai

Teacher: Batao Kin Aurton Ko 100% Sahi

Pata Hota Hai K Is Waqt Un Ka Shoher Kahan Hai?

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Student: Bewa Aurton Ko...:-)

Love Letter

Bara Mushkil Hai Kisi "Teacher" Se Piyar Kerna

"A Dost"

Love letter bheja tha,

Signature ker k 3 ghaltiyan nikal din.

(,")

                  <))> Dekh Yaar

_//_ 

Home Work Thori Tha...;-)

Aap Ko Wehem Tha

Miss: Bacho past, present aur future tense ki koi misaal den?

Jese k,...

Main khubsurat thi,

khubsurat hun,

khubsurat rahun gi..

Bacha: Aap ko wehem tha,

Wehem hai,

Aur wehem rahy ga...:-)