Best Funny Urdu Jokes

Urdu Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes (2014)

2014 Jokes

Shadi Ker Lo

Unmarried: Mujhe Shaadi Nahi Karni. 

Mujhe Orton Se Dar Lagta Hai.

Married: Shadi Ker Lo,

Phir Tumhe Sirf Ek Orat Se Dar Lagega Aur 

Baki Sabhi Achi Lagne Lagen Gi.:-)

Bewquf Larki

Zaheen Larka + Zaheen Larki = DOSTI .

BewaQof Larka + Zaheen Larki = Love .

Zahen Larka + BawQuf Larki = Dates .

BewaQof Larka + BewaQof Larki = Shadi

GUTKA

A Romantic Moment!

Sahil Pe Larki Bethi Thi UsNe sath Bethy 

Larky Se Pocha,

Tum Bolty q Nahi?

Larka  Palky Jhuka K Muskrany Laga or Rait 

Par Likha…

GUTKA Hai mou me.

Semi Final Khelna Hai

Koi Hamara Haal Be Poch Lay…

.

.

FARAZ,

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.

Hum Nay Be Semi Final Khelna Hai 

Simosey Nai Baichnay…;-)

Misbah-Ul-Haq

3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey.

Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,

Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr 

Jany Wala.”

Or

Tesra“Misbah-Ul-Haq”

ae zalim pathan

Kuch tu taras kiya hota hai

ae zalim pathan

Kia mila tjhe hamari phool

jaisi bachiyan rula kar

From: Bangladesh

Long March and Inqilaab March

Long March and Inqilaab March

Ke Chakar Main Hamari Bizati Ka

Kisi Ko Pata Bhi Nahi Chla.

From: Misbah UL Haq

Loutne Ka Iirada

Bs Ek Bar Aao Humare Dil Me

Apne Liye Muhabbat Dehne

Loutne Ka Iirada Hum Aap Pr Hi

Chod Denge.....

J0 Kaha Krta Tha

Aaj Phir Is Tanha Raat Mein Intezaar Hai

Us Shakhs Ka

J0 Kaha Krta Tha,

Tum Se Bat Na Kroon To Neend Nahi 

Aati

Jis Ne Haara

Hum Se Khelti Rahi Duniya Taash

Ke Patton Ki Tarah

Jis Ne Jeeta Uss Ne Bhi Phenka OR

Jis Ne Haara Uss Ne Bhi Phenka

Good Night

Kiss K Sath

Larka:What Are You Doing

Larki:Chatting

Larka:Kiss K Sath

Larki:G Kiss B Sath Sath Chal Re Hain:

HUM tujhe dekha karty thay

Ay Chaand chala ja Kyun aaya hai meri 

chokhat par

Aaj kisi or ka ho gaya wo shakhs jis ki 

yaad men

HUM tujhe dekha karty thay

PHIR Aisa hi Huwa

Mujhe Udaas Dekh kar Us ne Kaha

Mere hotey huway Tumhein Koi Dukh 

Nhi dey sakta

PHIR Aisa hi Huwa

Zindgi mein Jitney Dukh Miley

Sub Usi ne diye

Fursat mile to apna girebaan

Mansoob the jo log meri zindagi ke 

saath,

aksar wohi mile hain badi berukhi ke 

saath,

Yun to main hans para hun tumhare 

liye magar,

kitne sitaare toot pare meri ik hansi ke 

saath,

Fursat mile to apna girebaan bhi dekh 

le,

aye dost yun na khail meri bebasi ke 

saath,

Majbooriyon ki baat chali hai to main 

kahan,

ham ne pia hai zehr bhi aksar khushi 

ke saath,

Mohsin karam bhi ho aur jis main 

khuloos bhi,

mujh ko gazab ka pyar hai us 

dushmani ke saath

U.B.L Mar Gaya

Pathan: Aekhbar Bechty Hue:

U.B.L Mar Gaya U.B.L Mar Gaya

,
Aadmi: O Akhrot Kya Bakwas Kar Raha Hy 

Wo To Bank Hy

Pathan: O Yara

U.B.L Matlab

Usama

Bin

Laden

BEWA AURAT

"Teacher:

Batao Wo Konsi Aurat Hai Jisko 100% 

Pata Hota 

Hy K Uska Shohar Kahan Hy?

Pathan:

"BEWA AURAT"

BLACK BERRY

Santa: Oye Tu Larki Dheakh Aayaa? Kaisi Hai?

Banta: Rang Say Kaali Hai AOr Kaan Se Kaam Sunti Hai

Santa: Zaraa Englixxh Me Baataa

Banta: ‘BLACK-BERRY’ Hai.

Pappu Bola

Masoom Dhamki:

1 Chor Chori Kaar Kay Ghaaar Se Jaa Raha Thaa K Pappu Ki Aaankhh Khuul Gai

Pappu Bola:

Mera School Baag Bhi Lay Jaa Kami-Ne Warnaa Shor Maacha Duonga.

Is Say Shaadi Kerogi

(‘.’)>’\(‘,’ )

<)(….. //\,

_/|_ ….Jl

Kaab Taak Jaawani Chupaao Gi Raani?

,*,

( ‘.’)

/)(\

Kanwaro Koh Kitnaa

Sataao Gi Rani?

(‘.’)

‘ /)(>

Kabhi Toh Kise Ki

Dulaaniyaa Banuggi

Is Say Shaadi Kerogi?

(\./)/”?——;”;

\,,/”( , ….., )\\

//\\””//\\

Joh Galtion Pe Galtion

Joh 1 Galti Kary Woh

Anjaan.

Joh 2 Glti Kary Woh

Nadan.

Joh 3 Galti Kry Woh

Shetan.

Joh Galtion Pe Galtion

Kaary Woh

Sardar.

Zaraa Gaur Farmayaein

Arz Kiya Hai

Highway Pay Hua Puncture Eik Tire

Zaraa Gaur Farmayaein

Highway Pe Hua Puncture Ek Tyre

Ni Woofer Tu Meri

Main Tera Amplifier.

Hai Koi Lardki

Dena Hai Dil Daan Mein

Wah Wah

Dena Hai Dil Daan Mein

Wah Wah

Hai Koi Larkeei

Aapke Dhayan Main?

   (“,)>

/( )

..Jl

Girlfriend Nahe Banatay

Dil Ke Armaano Koh Ham Nhi Batate

Khwabo K Phool Ham Nhi Sajate

Hmari 1 PasNd Se Kahin Tutt Nah Jaye Hazaroun

Dil

Tabi To Hm Koi GirlFriend Nahe Banatay.

Musibaat Tal Gayi

Aasman Fata Or Dharti Hil Gayi

Aapne Socha Hmse Mukti Mil Gayi

aRe Ham Zara Saa Busy Keya Huye

Aapne Socha Acha Hai Musibaat Tal Gayi

Arz Keya Hai

Ek Shayar Garibi Say Tang Aakar Daaku Ban Gaya

Daketi Karne Bank Gaya

Or

Kaha

Arz Keya Hai

“Taqdeer Me Jo Hai Wahi Milega

HaNds Up

Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilegaah

Phir Cashier Se Kaha

Kuch Khawab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do

Joh Kuch Bhi Haai Jaldi say Ix Bag Main Dal Doh.

Harpic Use Karne Ka

Close Up Say Daant Saaf Karne Ka

Pepsodent Se Mazboot Karne Kah

Colgate SayFresh Karne Kah

Ager Phir Bhi White Nahi Huey Toh

“Harpic Use Karne Ka”

Line Ladkiya Marti Hai

Khushbu Phool Dete Hai

Naam Chaman Kah Huta Hai

Line Ladkiya Marti Hai

Naam Ladkoh Kah Kharab Huta Hai

Mah-E-L0ad SHedding

*

‘, ,

‘ ,’,’,’,

Pakistan Mai ”Mah-E-L0ad SHedding” Kah ChaNd Nazar Agya Hay

Tamam L0ag Kurbani Kay Liye Tayaar Hojayn

(Pesco).

BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA

Pathan: Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban 

Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di: 

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!" 

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai? 

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein 

Likha Hai. 

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi? 

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

Quaid-E-Azam

1 Pathan: Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E 

Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya 

Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou Dukandar Ne Kaha: 

Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay. 

Pathan Bola: 

Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer 

Hay

Naam Batao

Ustaad Pathan Se: Pakistan K Kitny Soobay 

Hay? 

Pathan: (4) 

Ustaad: Sahabash Un K Naam Batao

Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob.

Mobile Dead

Ek Pathan: Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna 

Rha Tha. 

Aadmi: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?

Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile 

DEAD Ho Gya Hai

Sawaab Milega

Pathan: K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. Pathan Bola: ''O 

Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab 

Milega. 

Mehman: Wo Kese? 

Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya 

Hai.

Zoo Le Jao

Pathan: Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police 

Station Le Gaya. 

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao 

Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K 

Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha 

Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye? 

Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa 

Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja 

Rahay HaiN

Inteligent Pathan

Aik Pathan: Rozana Cycle pe Rait 

Ki Bori rakh K Border se guzrta tha,

Police: Uski Checking Krti To Bori Me Se 

Rait 

K

Siwa kuch na nikalta,

Ek Din Police Wale Ne Pathan Se Pucha K 

Tum

Smuggling Kis Cheez Ki Krte Ho!

Pathan Bola: CYCLE ki , O Teri Khair, Ena 

Inteligent Pathan

Saniya Mirzaa Kah Bacha

Teacher: Dhobi Ka Kutta Nah Ghaar Ka Nah Ghaat Kaah.

Ab Aisa 1 Aur Sentence Banaao.

Student: Saniya Mirzaa Kah Bacchaa

Na India Ka Na Pakistan Kah..